How will I stay fit?

Toby is Jiu-Jitsuing on a regular basis, and I'm at home blogging about the great food here. How will I stay thin, you ask? Swaaammin! It's not the only way, but I tried it out today, and it's like God made a sweet lap pool just for me right in front of the house. See images:

You see how the reef protects me from shark attack? Teal dot on land is our house.

If I want to get in really good shape, I swim beyond the reef. Swim fast.

Why will I swim so fast? Well, look at the teeth on these things!